Manlio Rules

Ok, there were 2 things about the wedding that i forgot to bring up, which is odd, because they were probably the 2 things we laughed about harder than anything else.

the first: we decided that the most indulgent method of communication in the world would be to have box of new cell phones, and after making or receiving one call on them, throw them into a bucket of champagne, effectively ruining them. the reason to do this? “Cause I’m Diddy.”

the second: We were all fairly hungry heading over to the wedding, and started talking about what sort of food would be there, and decided to come up with the most indulgent food that could possibly be there. and we came up with this:

This represents our cycle of life for the most indulgent food ever. It’s Lobster, raised and fed on Kobe Beef, which is in turn raised and fed on Foie Gras, with the Foie Gras Ducks being raised and fed on Lobster. I bet it would be delicious, though we acknowledge that it would require a lot of ducks and lobsters.